For lunch today, I finally tucked into a bag of snacks I've been holding onto called mammosu no niku or Mammoth's Meat. They were an impulse buy, driven by an attraction to lewd pink packaging and a mammoth drumstick clenching maw.
Check out pink cave man's Tyrannosaurus arms equipped with a fern fan.
So what does mammoth meat taste like?
Well, they're a lot like Funyuns in texture and somewhat in flavor, but with a meatiness reminiscent of ramen flavor packets labeled beef.